Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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