I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
