You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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