Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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