I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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