Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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