ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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