I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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