So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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