Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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