dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Never let your siblings swipe right.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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