Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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