the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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