On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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