let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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