There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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