I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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