what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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