True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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