I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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