Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Everclear isn't food dammit
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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