i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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