Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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