I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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