Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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