I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
