weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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