Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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