Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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