White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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