On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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