I don't think brook has ever known best
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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