question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
