That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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