mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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