dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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