Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
