is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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