he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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