The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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