Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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