get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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