fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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