He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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