"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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