Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Text me some of your sweat
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