haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think my mom watched the whole time
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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