C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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