This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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