I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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