the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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